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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:13
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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